Saturday, June 4, 2016

is my bird...

gay10,000
sick9,000
molting or plucking8,000
molting7,000
dead6,000
depressed5,000
egg bound4,000
dying3,000
trying to mate with me2,000
beak too long1,000

can you die from eating too much...

salt10,000
weed9,000
bananas8,000
food7,000
pizza6,000
ice5,000
cheese4,000
candy3,000
pineapple2,000
tuna1,000

what happens if you drink...

bleach10,000
too much water9,000
too much milk8,000
blood7,000
salt water6,000
visine5,000
bad wine4,000
bad milk3,000
isopropyl alcohol2,000
gasoline1,000

why do people...

yawn10,000
snore9,000
cheat8,000
lie7,000
cut themselves6,000
stutter5,000
fart4,000
smoke3,000
bully2,000
cry1,000

who was the first person in the world to...

die10,000
get ebola9,000
have aids8,000
be born7,000
fart6,000
have blue eyes5,000
be alive4,000
get drunk3,000
climb mount everest2,000
find gold1,000

should i get a...

tattoo10,000
dog9,000
divorce8,000
fitbit7,000
cat6,000
credit card5,000
perm4,000
pixie cut3,000
phd2,000
nose job1,000

is it cool to...

be gay10,000
wear socks with sandals9,000
be a nerd8,000
be a psychopath7,000
go to sleep on the floor6,000
vape5,000
say cool4,000
be smart3,000
be a hipster2,000
rap about gold1,000